Bookstores visited so far: 262
Books signed so far: 2322
Books hand sold so far: 165
Bookstores remaining: 238
Time spent writing fiction on tour: 0
Movies watched on tour: 0
Books read on tour: 0
Minutes of television watched on tour: 0
Magazines/Newspapers read on tour: 0
Video games played on tour: 0
Yesterday I managed to drop in 21 bookstores (it was actually 22, but one of them was a college bookstore that did absolutely nothing for my career.) The day began at 7am, and ended at 11:02pm, right after the last store closed.
When I finally got to my charming Days Inn room in Warwick, Rhode Island (Now With 30% More Stains!), I took a few minutes to dwell on the tour before passing out from weariness.
Since I have so many stores to hit in a limited amount of time, recreation is the first thing to give up while touring (sleep is the second, food is the third.)
I knew this would happen going into this tour, and I try to justify this unhealthy behavior by rationalizing that I'll eat, sleep, have fun, and spend time with my family when I'm a bestseller.
There are many problems with that philosophy, but the most immediate is: how do you define bestsellerdom? Hitting #1 on the NYT list? Hitting #99 on USA Today?
So I've refined my criteria. I'll be more comfortable when I earn twice as much money as I'm earning now. This would mean I wouldn't be living off credit cards between checks, and I'd actually be able to afford health insurance and maybe even have a savings account.
How do I make more money? The answer seems obvious: sell more books. Which is why I'm putting in so much time on the road. I think of this tour as trying to start a fire. Hopefully I'll cause enough sparks that the flames will become self-perpetuating.
Here are some things that I want to happen in my career:
- Earn out my advances.
- Sell more foreign rights, especially to England, Germany, and Australia.
- Write more than one book a year.
- Sell book club rights.
- Option movie rights.
- Make sure my backlist stays in print.
- Get into the big box stores (Walmart, Costco, Target, Sam's Club, etc.)
- Make sure each book sells better than the previous book.
Looking at these goals, it's apparent that many are out of my hands. My agent and my publisher have the control when it comes to subsidiary rights. I can write another book a year, but I don't have any guarantees it will sell.
All I really have power over is how much self-promotion I can do in order to sell more books. If I keep doing that, hopefully everything else will fall into place.
Which is why taking time out to see a movie isn't in my best interest right now.
If you're looking for signed JA Konrath books, visit one of the following bookstores.
Borders Marlboro MA
Walden Marlboro MA
BN Framingham MA
Walden Natick MA
Borders Chestnut Hill MA
Walden Needham MA
BN Chestnut Hill MA
Borders Shrewsbury MA
BN Millbury MA
Walden Worchester MA
Tatnuck Westboro MA
BN Manchester CT
BN Canton CT
BN Waterbury CT
Walden Waterbury CT
Walden Auburn MA
BN Worchester MA
Borders Providence RU
Borders Cranston RI
BN Smithfield RI
Brentanos Boston MA
Walden Medford MA
Walden Saugus MA
Jabberwocky Books Newburyport MA
BN Blemont MA
Walden Lexington MA
Walden Swansea MA
Walden Brockton MA
Walden Taunton MA
Kate's Mystery Books Cambridge MA
Borders Cambridge MA
Borders Braintree MA
Borders Express Swampscott MA
Borders Peabody MA
Borders Express Hanover MA
Waldens Danvers MA
BN Brookline MA
BN Saugus MA
BN Braintree MA
BN Burlington MA
BN Peabody MA
BN Hingham MA
Walden Burlington MA
I'm finishing up Rhode Island and SE Mass today, then on to Albany, Philly, and Jersey over the next few days. I should hit the 300 mark by Tuesday if all goes well. By the time I trek down the east coast and finish Florida, I should have 400 stores. Then in California I'll easily hit another 100, bringing me to my goal.
Hope to see some of you on the road!
I think I saw a paperback copy of Whiskey Sour in my local Walmart...
ReplyDeleteJoe,
ReplyDeleteYour goals are excellent and well worth the effort! Are you taking any photos on your tour? And what about listening to books on tape for those longish stretches between cities? And have you thought about sending Jack to Hawaii for a little assist to 5-O? (She could wrestle a sumo, catch a shark, shoot a tube, and give those islanders a little taste of Chicago pan…)
I think we all have pretty much the same goals, but as you say, there isn't much we can do about most of them.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I don't see how what you're doing could possibly HURT the process. I admire your stamina.
I Love you today.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the great job.
We are all proud of you.
Where are my presents?!
MISS YOU
MARIA
I thought you already came through Jersey!
ReplyDeleteGo Joe Go!
ReplyDeleteI'll be waving as you race through NJ.
Remember; there's a word for a writer who never gives up....BEST SELLER!!!
GO JOE GO!!!
Eh, Joe, all the movies out right now suck anyway. Or so I've heard. *wink*
ReplyDelete"I'll be more comfortable when I earn twice as much money as I'm earning now."
ReplyDeleteNo offense, Joe, but you don't really believe that, do you? I've been reading your blog for over a year know, and I don't believe it.
Of course it's admirable that you've set that goal before yourself, but since getting your books sold is more important than writing the books is (that's not a criticism, just an observation), I can't imagine you'll ever be truly satisfied with where you are right now. You'll always want to sell "just one book more."
Joe,
ReplyDeleteJulia, Victoria, Spencer, Virginia and I are SO bummed we missed you on this swing. This was the weekend we took two jaunts up to the Canadian border (that would be precisely the opposite direction...)on kid-related camp trips. Just wanted to commend the halfway point in your truly Homeric odyssey (that would be Homer Simpson of course...). It's all downhill, back to the 'ol barn, from here!
We'll just send you a hearty "Go-o-o- Joe!".
And Joe, REMEMBER THE PRESENTS!
Best regards,
Team Pepperoni in Maine
P.S. - Is there a Mr. Friskers short story yet? That critter's got chops. Give it all your darkling best, and submit it for an Agatha. Heh, heh.
Congratulations on your continued progress, Joe! By the way, I finished Bloody Mary a few days ago - a great read! I hope to post my review on Amazon shortly.
ReplyDeleteWent to Barnes and Noble to buy Rusty Nail yesterday (in Temecula California) and they didn't have it. Two paperbacks of Bloody Mary were on the shelf, but no Whiskey Sour and no Rusty Nail. So, I ordered a Rusty Nail, and went in today to receive it and buy it. Wanted to have the book in hand for when you get to California. Looking forward to your track through Southern California - - stay safe - oh, and great list of goals. Looking forward to having the same stresses someday. We'll see you on the flip side.
ReplyDeleteNo offense, Joe, but you don't really believe that, do you? I've been reading your blog for over a year know, and I don't believe it.
ReplyDeleteNor do you have to believe it. Only I do.
Of course it's admirable that you've set that goal before yourself, but since getting your books sold is more important than writing the books is (that's not a criticism, just an observation), I can't imagine you'll ever be truly satisfied with where you are right now.
The writing is extremely important, but a great book doesn't mean much if no one reads it. You can write the best book in the world, but if only your mom buys a copy, you're not going to have a very long career.
You'll always want to sell "just one book more."
This isn't about conquest. It's about security.
MISS YOU
ReplyDeleteI miss you too, babe. So much it hurts.
You're such a sweetie Joe!
ReplyDeleteI heard you got to hang out with Adam Hurtubise - not sure which of you I'm more jealous of...Adam for hanging out with you, or you for hanging out with Adam. Either way, it sounds like a great time was had by all.
Hope you sell LOTS of books, hit ALL the best seller lists and can head HOME to your wife and kiddies very, very soon!
P.S. I stopped by two of the stores we hit in Phoenix, and ALL your books were gone. Vamoose. Sold. Congrats!