My name is JA Konrath, and I have trouble answering my email.
It sneaks up on me. I'll miss a day of replies. Then two days. And by the end of the month, I have 380 emails in my Inbox that need to be answered.
A lot of it is fan mail. A good deal of it is other authors, asking advice. Some of it is people asking for me to do an appearance.
I always answer the important stuff immediately, such as from my editors and agents. But the other stuff I always put off until it's overwhelming.
I'm not complaining. I much prefer it to getting no email at all. MUCH.
But if you've emailed me in the last month and haven't heard back, I want to tell you it isn't because I'm ignoring you.
Well, not ignoring you specifically. I'm ignoring everybody equally, so don't feel as if I've signalled you out for snubbing.
And I will get to replying. Eventually.
But this ongoing problem of mine made me think about my professional weaknesses. I can rattle off my strengths easily, as I'm sure more writers can name theirs---we all seem to know what we're good at.
But perhaps it is more important to find out what we're not good at, and strive to improve these things.
Timely answering of email is one of my flaws. Remembering names is another (I sometimes forget the names of my children---I'm awful with names.) Being impetuous (rather than careful) is yet another which has gotten me into trouble before.
These problems can be fixed, if I work at them. And having identified them, I'll make an effort to change. I'll set aside specific times to answer email. I'll pay more attention to names. I'll try to slow down and think before acting impulsively.
What are your professional weaknesses, and how will you fix them? And is it possible to turn a weakness into a strength?
I didn't want to take away the focus of today's blog, but I just got my first decent review from Publisher's Weekly.
ReplyDeleteKirkus, known to be tough, has been kind to Jack Daniels. PW says some nice things, but always manages to intersperse them with nasty comments.
The current review has nothing nasty, only one mildly disparaging thing (that it's possible to guess who my villain is), and some really good stuff including:
"...violent thrills peppered with hilarious one-liners." and "true guffaws and tightly knit subplots."
Which is a far cry from "predictable" and "ill conceived" said in earlier reviews.
I know some authors who refuse to read their reviews, and some who lie and say they never read them, and some who say bad reviews don't bother them.
While I try (boy do I try) to ignore bad reviews, a good review always makes my day. And I'm happy PW is finally coming around to the horror/humor mix that baffled them the first two books.
Now won't it be funny if Kirkus slams me?
Congrats on the review, Joe!
ReplyDeleteAs for my own personal writing weaknesses, my biggest problem is letting myself get distracted doing other things instead of writing.
For example, I just spent 2 hours watching the DESPERATE HOUSWIVES season finale. Tomorrow I'll spend 2 hours with the finale of ALIAS and Wednesday another 2 hours will be spent on the LOST season finale.
Can I tell myself that I'm skipping writing time because those shows are well-written and I'm watching them to study the art of good writing?
Well, kinda, I guess.
I have no weaknesses. None.
ReplyDeleteBow to me, now. I am a writing machine.
Stacey
My only weaknesses as a writer are:
ReplyDelete1) Speling
2) Grammar (I didn't never really learn no grammar in skool)
3) Dialogue--Yur 'posed ta write it like people tawk, right? With a bunch o' those funny li'l commas stuck up 'tween the letters.
4) Description--Every book should start with 10,000 words telling exactly what the main character sees when s/he looks in the mirror.
5) Sex scenes--It's extremely important for the reader to know the exact moment tab A enters slot B.
I have many more writing weaknesses, including procrastination, but I'll tell you the rest of them tomorrow.
Hey. Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery, right? :)
Congrats on the PW review, Joe!
Turn a weakness into strength?
ReplyDeleteNot sure that it's like a muscle.
Perhaps the best we can do is make a weakness negligible, ie. neutral.
What was your name again, handsome?
Joe:
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the good review. Kirkus has been great to my YAs, but PW . . . a little snarky. :-)
As for my weakness? If a messy desk is a sign of genius, Einstein has nothing on me. However, while I used to embrace this as a somewhat endearing quality, I am realizing lately it's nothing short of insane. I am constantly losing things on my desk and spening precious time I do not have to spare in search of a scrap of paper here, a signed contract there. Then I resolve to clean and organize it "once and for all." And within a week of that feeling of accomplishment when it's all nice and neat, it looks like I never cleaned it at all.
Yay! for the PW review. Nice to know they are finally waking up. I've read both your books and am panting for the next one to come out...pant! pant! pant!
ReplyDeleteAnyone who gives you a bad review is an idiot.
My writing weakness; PROCASTINATION! I fight this by making appointments with myself to sit down and do it. I'm on the synopsis now-the hardest part. You wouldn't happen to have a sample synopsis laying around, would you?
Joe,
ReplyDeleteGreat review. Must feel great.
Weakness? Impatience is my biggest challenge. While it keeps me hungry and pushes me, it also drives me mad in a business like this.
I'm sure I have lots of writing weaknesses. But I figure the only cure for those is to keep on keeping on.
Jaye
Joe, huge congrats on the review!!! Fantastic!!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the review, Joe.
ReplyDeleteAdam
Congrats on bending PW to your will . . .
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure my main weaknesses can be used for good:
1) I have a pathological inability to say NO.
Can you have it done in a month, says my editor. Sure, I say (while the tiny voice of reason inside my skull screams NO NO NO NO FRICKEN WAY CAN YOU HAVE THIS DONE IN A MONTH NO).
2) This gets combined with my urge to always play homeroom mom.
Would you like to volunteer to be President of your RWA chapter? Sure, sign me up. Are you going to give a workshop this year? Sure, let me send you a proposal. We need someone to coordinate the chapter contest? Sure . . . .shoot me now. Sew my mouth shut.
I give too much of my time away.
I’ve SWORN now that I have a contract and deadlines that I will STOP being the go-to-girl . . . but it’s so hard to change one’s nature.
Kalen, that's a great response.
ReplyDeleteI'm putting together a collection of essays about writing to put on my website. Can you flesh out that response and get me a 5000 word essay on the topic by Thursday?
I'm not a professional writer, as I've only sold or placed 5 pieces and nothing beyond newspaper print as far as non-online goes... but my downfalls go thusly:
ReplyDelete> TOO willing to help others. I will gladly put aside my own work to read the work of others, critique it, edit it, offer suggestions.
> TOO much like a piece of tofu. I notice that, as I'm reading a book, my writing style ever-so-slightly begins to take on the style of whoever I'm reading. I've alleviated this by NOT reading while I'm writing.
I'm sure I'll find others if and when I get pro published!
On his 43 Folders website, Merlin Mann calls this "Patching Your Personal Suck."
ReplyDeleteThe idea is to know your weaknesses and try to find simple solutions and tricks to get you over them.
Wow! Kick-ass review! Major congrats, JA, and well-deserved.
ReplyDeleteOh, weaknesses; I have many! My biggest problems are:
-Meeting self-imposed deadlines (the only kind I have at the moment)
-Taking praise seriously, even when it comes from strangers, and occasionally letting said praise overshadow criticism I should pay attention to
-Impatience, in regards to queries and revisions
-Spending lots of time reading informative and entertaining blogs about writing, instead of writing...
How will I fix them?
-Threaten self with removal of coffee pot from office if deadlines are not reasonably met
-Go back and read The First Novel I Ever Wrote (shudder)...true torture that reminds me there is ALWAYS room for improvement
-Hit fingers with ball peen hammer when tempted to e-mail agents and editors after query goes unanswered for 24 hours; same when tempted to revise novel the day after completion
-Er...get less sleep.
JA, you are evil . . . EVIL I SAY! EEEVIIIILLLLLLLL!
ReplyDeleteSome of my weaknesses are similar to others mentioned here:
ReplyDeleteI'm too easily distracted by the internet (still laughing my ass off at Jude Hardin's response).
I write too much. It's too detailed, and a lot of background creeps into the story. I wind up spending too much time unwriting (cutting, deciding what to cut).
I imagine that whatever little fantasy entertains me will entertain the reader, rather than sticking to what I know about what makes a story work.
Lack of discipline. You would think I'd at least have a cleaner house, with as much time as I spend not writing, but I have no discipline in regard to housekeeping either.
Impressionability. I tend to let the rules, others' opinions, and trying to please everybody who ever lived get in the way of telling my story.
Maybe it all comes down to discipline. . . .
But I'm okay with email.
Congrats on the reviews!
The rather odd thing is that PW gives "Whiskey Sour" a starred review, if you look at their archived reviews on the website.
ReplyDeleteMy understanding is that PW normally asks the same reviewer to review the same writer, to ensure consistency in the reviews. But who knows? Maybe they changed reviewers.
Was reading back through your archives and discovered you own a Brother word processor.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord, I thought I had the only working model of those lovely clunkers in existence. Brother word processors are hardcore. Laptop of champions. :-)
Congrats on the review Joe.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know, I hear you about email. I try to respond to stuff right away, or I end up forgetting about it. And since I average somewhere around 200 emails a day... well, I'm obsessive about clearing out my email as quickly as possible.
I just got an email yesterday, saying apparently I hadn't replied to something since March. Ooops.
I think I have a damnable weakness.
ReplyDeleteRevision.
Short stories? No problem! But slogging through these hulking novels I've created is, well, daunting.
I KNOW they are not saleable as is. Heck, they may never be saleable, but that is something I think I should let agents/editors determine, not me.
I do have passion for the stories, the characters I've created and I do want to eventually send them out into the world. But so far all I've been able to do is create new outlines, make tons of scribbles on the manuscript pages, and rewrite the openings a dozen or so times.
So I think what I'll do is set aside the first draft and create a full second draft without peeking. Just using my revised outline (I actually added a character and two sub-plots. The first draft was very centrally focused. Whadda want from someone who has no idea what they're doing?), plodding along. Then I can worry about a third, and hopefully final, draft where I pull the best from both versions into a cohesive, frightening, suspenseful narrative. If I can't learn to handle revising a novel, I'll never, ever, get anywhere.
Damnable, I say!
(and congrats on the review!)