As
writer/entrepreneur, Joe Konrath, stated in a recent posting, Amazon's Kindle
Worlds allows writers to create stories in another author's world. I was one of
a handful of writers fortunate enough to be invited to submit a story for the
opening of Konrath’s World. A summary of my tale can be found at the end of
this post. First, though, I would like to discuss a much larger issue that
could greatly benefit readers and writers alike.
Joe is
serious about his craft and incredibly generous to those of us willing to learn
from his experiences. For years he's passed on knowledge gleaned from being
traditionally published and later from his success as an indie author. Over the
years, he's learned, grown, and rapidly adapted as e-books became a disruptive
technology and turned legacy publishing on its head.
Those
who follow the news regularly are aware that leaders from around the globe are
becoming more vocal about establishing a world currency, something I believe
will become a reality one day. And with a single currency, it's only a matter
of time before all nations are united under one leader. If this should come to
pass, why not be proactive and choose a benevolent dictator – someone like Joe.
Every
potential leader needs a platform, and since Joe's a forward thinker, I don't
believe the current system of getting elected as a senator or governor of
Illinois, then toiling away at being elected President of the United States
would work for him. My understanding is that he's a Libertarian and by the look
and feel of the citizenry, the country isn’t ready to embrace a third party
political candidate.
Joe's
way will more than likely involve becoming President of the United Nations
Security Council and rule from there as Secretary-General. The exact steps
necessary to achieve this will be released at a future date. Today, your help
is needed to plant the seeds for a grassroots movement. In addition, he needs
time to decide on a new name for the U.N. Security Council. Something cool,
like Guardians of the Galaxy (this particular name is currently controlled by
Marvel Comics, but Joe's laying the groundwork to update current copyright laws
or at least get a good licensing deal).
“Okay
Keith,” some of you may be thinking. “I'm in. How can I help?” For starters,
you can buy as many of Joe's books as possible. After
familiarizing yourself with the Jack Daniels and Associates stories, you can
write your own and post them on Kindle Worlds. Be sure to follow the
guidelines and after they go live, tell as many people as possible via
word-of-mouth and social media. Once world domination has been achieved, Joe
will reward those who helped him along the way with cool stuff to be named
later. Think of this as a Konrath Kickstarter campaign.
My own
modest contribution starts with a short story entitled “The Last Taboo.” The description is as
follows:
Army Investigator, Alan Johnson, has been called on to look
into the disappearance of 25-year-old Ian Harris. Ian's father is contemplating
a Senate bid and wants his son found, but without fanfare or the attention of
the local media. Yet, what seems like a simple case soon turns menacing.
Meanwhile, a Chicago psychopath has arrived in Austin, TX, to indulge in a
macabre hobby and practice for a trial run of something much larger in scope in
the near future. Several off-the-grid people have already disappeared and none
of his victims will ever be the same. The Last Taboo is a 7,000 word
Fangora-ish short story (about 23 pages long). Those who've read Konrath's Bloody
Mary will better understand the ending.
In
addition, I also have several short stories published under secret pen names
you may enjoy (shhh - please don't tell anyone who actually wrote them since
it's, you know, a secret). Purchases will count towards your overall placement
in the New World Order. Or get you a guest spot on The Late Show with
Stephen Colbert, whichever you prefer.
Dead Corpse - Dallas
Worth, aka Stanley Bupkis, has become the second convict mistakenly released by
the Nevada Department of Corrections for the year. Wishing to lay low before
fleeing the state and in need of cash, he agrees to look into a matter for a
woman involving the death of her husband. Before it's all over, he'll cross
paths with an individual who will stop at nothing in his pursuit of fame –
including turning Dallas into his next victim.
Carl Hiaasen has been quoted as stating that his stories are
populated with slightly altered true tales from Florida since truth is indeed
stranger than fiction. In that vein, Dead Corpse is a 20,000-word
thinly-disguised narrative of several real-life events that were widely
reported on during the wild, free-wheeling, anything goes ’90s decade in Clark
County where the author once lived.
Zombie Cat - Burrtail
used to have plenty to eat, a comfortable place to sleep, and a family that
loved him. But everything has changed and the young feline is now hungry, alone
and confused. His family disappeared days ago and he's not sure what to do.
He sets off seeking help
from a friend, a smart and feisty she-cat who lives nearby, to get things
sorted out and make sense of the strange and mysterious changes that have
occurred. Not everyone he encounters during his quest is helpful, however,
including a self-appointed leader bent on imposing his will on others.
Zombie Cat is a sad and scary
story about felines, the undead, and abandonment. It's also a tale about faith,
hope, and healing.
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That's it for now. I'm currently working on Konrath's
inauguration theme party which will include zombies, scantily-clad women, and
high quality beer. After that, I'm back to finishing up my low-budget horror
script I hope to make into a full-blown movie in time for the World Domination
after-party (no zombies, but it does have a really cool demon. Almost as cool
as Bub from Origin. Shh – another secret).
As others before me have said – It's a great time to be a
writer.
Joe sez: Thanks, Keith. However, my plans for world domination don't involved actually ruling. That seems like a lot of work. But in the US I do want to legalize drugs, gambling, and prostitution, pass the Equal Rights Amendment, make income tax into a flat tax, yes to universal healthcare, go back to isolationism except when the UN votes for our military intervention, yes to gay marriage, yes to abortion rights, no to torture, tax churches, yes to guns, yes to smaller government, yes to personal privacy, cut military spending, increase education spending, stop the war on terror, reform welfare, yes to net neutrality, yes to stem cell research, and open the boarders and grant every alien citizenship if they pass the USCIS test.
Did I miss any hot button issues?
12 comments:
I like everything except opening the borders to a flat tax.
Wouldn't it be great if the borders did come down. Unfortunately the hot button issue is that only writers who live in the USA can participate in the Kindle Worlds program. How does this make sense when KDP is a global program??
No one from Illinois should be allowed to hold political office.
Congrats on The Last Taboo, Keith!
And I'm only voting for Joe IF he makes me his Chief of Staff. :)
Thanks, Ann. The story was fun to write, and I already had a pre-made villain. :)
As for you becoming Chief of Staff, that could be arranged. Though Joe's fully up to the job, he's going to need someone to help keep things running smoothly since he tends to take on too much at once. I think you may be up to the task. Next, we'll see if Barry Eisler would be willing to take on the role of chief legal counsel.
Congrats, Keith! I'll be the Court Jester!
Tracy. Done.
Double bonus points if you can do routines like Kathleen Madigan. New material is preferable, but a solid imitation would suffice.
This World Domination thing is falling right into place. After a few more key positions are filled, I think we can get this party started.
Someone needs to get in contact with Hugh Howey, though. I don't know if he's interested in joining us, but I understand he's into sailing on really nice ships. Personally, I'm big on the boats/bars/beaches thing. Plus, international waters would be a great place to have meetings.
Whoever controls the implimentation of policy REALLY controls the power. As Chief of Staff, I can correct all the points where Joe is wrong. :)
But wait, Keith, since Joe will be making up all laws, we don't need legal counsel. However Barry is well suited to head up the Ministry of Truth (propaganda) and the Ministry of Love (torture and brainwashing).
Hey, once you have power, you gotta do what you must to keep it!
Ann, agreed on the implementation policy thing – the power behind the throne and all that. I don't think that Joe will go wrong on much though, as it's my understanding that his wife, Maria, is his filter-slash-first line of defense.
As for the Ministry of Love, I don't think that will work since Joe stated he's against torture. Though I'll admit I don't agree a hundred percent with everything he stands for, I do align myself with him here as torture comes in many forms. As an example, I have a daughter who's a budding artist and, until recently, used to be the sweetest child in the world (really). She turned 13 late last year and recently said, “Why were you looking at my drawings online? You violated my privacy.”
After picking my jaw up off the ground I replied, “Sweety, the Internet is available to, oh let's see, everyone around the world who has a computer device and access to the web.” Her response was a frown and a deep sigh.
When I pointed out she used to hand me her drawings and eagerly ask me what I thought of them, I was treated to another deep sigh, followed by eye rolling and mutterings of, “You just don't understand.”
Me? It's me who doesn't understand? Seriously!? No, it's just that you don't...wait a minute, I'm your father and...I have an advanced degree while you're barely...STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES AND LISTEN TO ME YOUNG LADY!
Bottom line: Torture's out.
And yes, Ann. Once you have the power, you must do whatever it takes to keep it. Totally on board with you there. Especially when it comes to children.
Hope you and everyone else out there had a great holiday weekend.
Congrats Keith! I hope all goes well for the party and the books!!!
Thanks Bryan. I'm following Joe's advice and employing more right brain/creative/having fun with my writing instead of trying to read the tea leaves and figuring out what the next big thing in the world of publishing will be. Dean Wesley Smith's blog has been helpful as well in reminding me of why I started writing in the first place.
Yeah I try never to read tea leaved (LOL). I write for the fun of it, ( and the money). Best!
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