I'm in a silly mood, because I have waaaaay too much work to do and not enough time to do it, plus I just got my hardcover copies of RUSTY NAIL and they rock and I'm damn happy.
So it's time to goof off.
Here's the game. You have six sentences to add a section to a hardboiled detective story. Sex and violence are good. Funny is good.
Put your six sentences in the comments section. There doesn't have to be any continuity between sections, other than this:
1. The first main character is a Chicago private detective named Skip Fancy.
2. The action all takes place in Skip's office.
3. The second main character is a bombshell named Ilsa. She's trying to hire Skip for something.
Stick to the characters and the setting, but everything else is up for grabs. I'll start:
Skip Fancy was polishing his gun when someone knocked at the door. Normally, Skip liked knockers--they were two of his favorite things--but in this case knockers could only mean one thing; someone was at the door.
"I'm coming!" Skip said. Then he tucked his gun back into his pants and zipped up his fly.
He opened the door and inhaled sharply---so sharply he cut himself, right on that little dangly thing that hung in the back of his throat like a big pink upsidedown exclamation point. What was that little dangly thing called, and what the hell did it do anyway?