tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post6985855811781970084..comments2024-03-28T02:00:11.260-05:00Comments on A Newbie's Guide to Publishing: Brain DonorsJA Konrathhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778324558755151986noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-35615637214577493482010-11-02T09:41:11.836-05:002010-11-02T09:41:11.836-05:00OMG thanks for the great post. Had my chuckle for ...OMG thanks for the great post. Had my chuckle for the day. Now off to read reviews ...Documentarieshttp://www.humanrestore.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-63203833854483210262009-07-29T15:45:02.987-05:002009-07-29T15:45:02.987-05:00Did you have a rough day, Joe?
It sounds like you ...Did you have a rough day, Joe?<br />It sounds like you needed to vent.<br />(g)<br /><br />Anyway, even a bad review has at least a phrase or two which you can use. That way you can put a positive spin on it.<br /><br />Morgan Mandel<br />Killer Career Coming Aug 15<br />http://morganmandel.blogspot.com<br />http://www.morganmandel.comMorgan Mandelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10118929301591850918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-51137773426091065412009-07-28T08:55:19.545-05:002009-07-28T08:55:19.545-05:00OMG thanks for the great post. Had my chuckle for ...OMG thanks for the great post. Had my chuckle for the day. Now off to read reviews ...Wendy Robertshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619336710125018971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-12615513606033795642009-07-27T20:48:43.505-05:002009-07-27T20:48:43.505-05:00OMG!!! LOVE.THIS!!! I have printed this and will h...OMG!!! LOVE.THIS!!! I have printed this and will have it in my writing binder for quick access forever!!! Hahahaha!<br /><br />If you don't mind, I would love to direct a few 'boo-hoo haters groups' back to this post. A good dose of reality check would do them some good methinks...<br /><br />---THEAAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02976058032608158151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-49144048382364800612009-07-26T10:41:41.112-05:002009-07-26T10:41:41.112-05:00WOW! YOU MUST BE AN EXPERT IN GUIDING THE WRITERS ...WOW! YOU MUST BE AN EXPERT IN GUIDING THE WRITERS for having to write all these memos. I wish I have my own printing press so that I could have my wacky short stories written and published into books. That's what it takes.Money can move mountains and can make the world go round. Without it you'll forever be dreaming and wishing. With lots of money you can even pay the media to uplift every ones ego and pay those people who would praise you for all the good things that you've done in this world. Life is so unfair did you know that? Anyway, GET A LIFE! Everyone needs it.E. V.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11609609112981763373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-52190494851170917812009-07-25T15:06:29.738-05:002009-07-25T15:06:29.738-05:00I have bought all of your books except AFRAID and ...I have bought all of your books except AFRAID and I thank you so much all of the advice.Susie McCrayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11672732605360996946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-17931165026194803522009-07-22T20:14:11.185-05:002009-07-22T20:14:11.185-05:00Hi there Joe, I'm from Argentina. I got to you...Hi there Joe, I'm from Argentina. I got to your blog thanks to this page called StumbleUpon and ever since I enjoy reading your posts-especially the "do's and dont's" in short story writing. <br />Anyway, I wanted to let you know that if I had the chance I would really like to read your books, but it's quite difficult from here hahaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-51073646256573966862009-07-22T12:45:38.955-05:002009-07-22T12:45:38.955-05:00Joe:
I don't know that the free/gift horse arg...Joe:<br />I don't know that the free/gift horse argument is valid. I think there's two different issues. One is some people will give a one-star review and like someone else mentioned, it's some gut level knee-jerk response. I find those sort of responses stupid myself. They're USUALLY over the top, as if even reading the book burned their eyes and was a crime against humanity. I ignore them.<br /><br />From people who are genuine critics, people trying to write USEFUL reviews, I think an element of their own honesty has to come into play. As you know from your blog tour for AFRAID when you were on my site, I don't read your kind of thriller, and I am really honest about it. I debate you on the violence thing or the "torture porn" issue and you and I both (I assume) see it as a chance to debate in a forum where we respect each other. But there is no way it would be fair of me to go and post a review bemoaning violence in your books---if I know going in it's not my kind of book . . . what purpose does it serve. Honest critics need to separate that personal bias from the outset. It's like going to a popcorn flick and bemoaning it's not Fellini.Erica Orloffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16415925758466527671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-20129825818487489172009-07-21T17:11:44.514-05:002009-07-21T17:11:44.514-05:00Brad, I guess it beats "I'm uneducated, s...Brad, I guess it beats "I'm uneducated, stupid and unpublished." ;-)Tyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09192814826756623212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-14492596463398380862009-07-21T15:38:37.939-05:002009-07-21T15:38:37.939-05:00Uh, you're very acid. I like it, but you do so...Uh, you're very acid. I like it, but you do sound angry. Is is really true that you're amused by bad reviews?Mariananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-90848916491381651842009-07-21T11:17:28.980-05:002009-07-21T11:17:28.980-05:00Joe, I still need to send you $20 for the Newbie&#...Joe, I still need to send you $20 for the Newbie's Guide. Terrific stuff, that. Got me off my ass last year.<br /><br />One thing I've noticed about a lot of writers who blog -- the host excluded, of course -- is that they are chronic pedants. Ergo, "I am very educated, smart and published. Therefore I am very right. About everything!"Brad R. Torgersenhttp://home.comcast.net/~brad.r.torgersen/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-64179894786272447152009-07-20T16:26:02.011-05:002009-07-20T16:26:02.011-05:00You've been blogged by the aimless writer
www....You've been blogged by the aimless writer<br />www.aimlesswriter.blogspot.comAimlesswriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03012050763172251381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-30824854662195334642009-07-20T10:08:38.435-05:002009-07-20T10:08:38.435-05:00'Those who can't do, teach.'
Really? ...'Those who can't do, teach.'<br /><br />Really? Ever read any Marilynne Robinson?Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13770069472552779217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-23088198927890952022009-07-19T07:29:33.176-05:002009-07-19T07:29:33.176-05:00Love your views, Joe.
Just finished reading Cherry...Love your views, Joe.<br />Just finished reading Cherry Bomb and it was great! <br />I couldn't put it down. And I'd like to say something about the end of the book but I don't want to spoil it. <br />Let me just say--Thank you for a great read.<br />:)<br />I'll be blogging about it later today.Aimlesswriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03012050763172251381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-23697421700331279772009-07-18T15:00:22.312-05:002009-07-18T15:00:22.312-05:00Dena, Serial is available for free at this link:
...Dena, Serial is available for free at this link:<br /><br />http://www.blakecrouch.com/assets/docs/serial.pdf<br /><br />What continues to baffle me about some of the responses to Serial, is that potential readers are told, quite explicitly in my opinion, what they are getting into before they read the ebook. I could maybe understand if the responses were "I didn't like it" or even just "it sucks," but most are more like "it sucks because of all the violence." That would be like picking up The Hobbit, reading it, then complaining by saying "it sucks because it has too many short people."Tyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09192814826756623212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-49781244057902327152009-07-18T12:36:04.741-05:002009-07-18T12:36:04.741-05:00Hi Joe,
I'm interested in reading Serial ...i...Hi Joe,<br /><br />I'm interested in reading Serial ...is there a way to get to the story without a kindle? <br /><br /><br />DenaDenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17243018375995706680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-1045737751425886602009-07-18T09:27:08.680-05:002009-07-18T09:27:08.680-05:00Joe, a couple of points. First, Amazon seeks out r...Joe, a couple of points. First, Amazon seeks out reviews from books given out free through their VINE program. Second, a lot of times people respond to things at a gut level--they haven't intellectualized why they loved or hated something, they just know at a gut level how it him them even if they can't articulate the reasons why, and a lot of times these gut level reactions are more valuable than a critical analysis where a critic will have some point they're trying to prove and will make sure he bends all of the facts/arguments so that they do fit.<br /><br />BTw. You might like to know that a NY editor sent me Serial excited by the pace and structure of it.Dave Zeltsermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04007736514118297783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-8123873104900188652009-07-18T05:38:05.053-05:002009-07-18T05:38:05.053-05:00Great post - I don't think that this is a rece...Great post - I don't think that this is a recent rash of stupidity, it seems to have been coming on for a long time and despite a number of people pointing out how silly some of this behaviour is, I don't see it stopping any time soon.Cassandra Jadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17515442718374750674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-76542313422524155322009-07-17T13:09:35.766-05:002009-07-17T13:09:35.766-05:00Now that we're on the subject, there are two h...Now that we're on the subject, there are two human behaviors that I find annoying, and it seems more and more folks are subscribing to them.<br /><br />I dislike the sense of entitlement many people seem to have, but I'm not going to go into that one here. The thing that I'd like to discuss is the casually dismissive attitude of the general population.<br /><br />We're taught, in the Western world, that we're important, and that our opinion matters. Which is a good thing.<br /><br />But it seems to have created a world full of "me-centric" people who equate their opinions with facts.<br /><br />What is particularly troubling about this trend is that few people can articulate why they like or dislike something, except at the most rudimentary level.<br /><br />This is ignorance, pure and simple.<br /><br />I don't expect readers to understand the elements of narrative structure. I don't think everyone in a museum needs to know art history in order to appreciate Picasso. <br /><br />But I do believe that knee-jerk opinions, coupled with the lack of accountability on the Internet, makes a lot of people really act like assholes.<br /><br />Can someone slam my books? Absolutely. It's a free world, and all opinions are valid, supported or not. But these people won't get any respect from me if they do a poor job with their crits.<br /><br />This isn't just with writing. It's with politics, and sports, and music, and movies, and TV, and art, and restaurants, and pretty much everything anyone could have an opinion on.<br /><br />Know what you're doing, and why you're doing it, and what results you expect from it. Then learn from your successes and failures.<br /><br />Saying "this is too violent" without supporting your case is lazy. Saying "this sucks" without having any understanding of why you're saying that is ignorant.JA Konrathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08778324558755151986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-71141662921331663752009-07-17T13:01:48.013-05:002009-07-17T13:01:48.013-05:00The point of this concept is what makes a person g...<i>The point of this concept is what makes a person good, thoughts or deeds?</i><br /><br />Let's debate this the next time we both go to the same conference. I'll buy the first round. A favorite quote, by Heraclitus, says, "The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Only think on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the full light of day."<br /><br />Love the quote, although I hope that Herclitus didn't mean it too be carved in stone, or I'm in trouble from a lot of impure thoughts. :-)<br /><br />I want to read that short story if you write it, Joe.Mary Stellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02186261066656584772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-42359307014491355072009-07-17T12:45:58.325-05:002009-07-17T12:45:58.325-05:00That doesn't sound like these reviews "am...<i>That doesn't sound like these reviews "amuse" you.</i><br /><br />Of course they do. Which is my response to these folks is also amusing.<br /><br /><i>Are you saying that free books are above criticism?</i><br /><br />I'm saying people who feel the need to disparage when they get something for free are morons. There's a gift horse/mouth parable that needs to be addressed.<br /><br />It's one thing to dislike something and post the reasons you dislike it. But disliking something doesn't make it garbage, and only fools make that comparison.<br /><br />In the case of SERIAL, I found it wonderfully ironic that people are complaining about the violence when it is clearly labeled as violent. That's like going to the desert and complaining about the heat.<br /><br /><i>If someone comfortable with other serial killer books (which presumably are the people who downloaded it) found the violence over-the-top, that's a legitimate thing to tell other readers.</i><br /><br />I agree. Expect, in the case of SERIAL, it was read by many folks who aren't comfortable with serial killer books, and the violence is NOT over-the-top. It is understated, brief, and the details are minimal.<br /><br /><i>"Nothing says "I'm pathetic" like name-calling. Yet some folks feel the need to hurl insults, and direct criticism toward the person rather than the comment."</i><br /><br />Which is why I don't signal people out and call them names. <br /><br />I'm not quoting reviews and naming the reviewer. I'm not responding directly to critics.<br /><br />I'm seeing a trend, and calling those who follow that trend idiots.<br /><br />I don't attack individuals. And yet, many of the reviews I've gotten are direct attacks on me.<br /><br />Also, this entire blog entry is obviously tongue in cheek. If I were really ranting or upset, there wouldn't be jokes.JA Konrathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08778324558755151986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-67636122042095044862009-07-17T12:18:18.973-05:002009-07-17T12:18:18.973-05:00The first entry--"THE ONE STAR WHORE"--r...The first entry--"THE ONE STAR WHORE"--ruined the rest of the list for me. Joe, you call these people "whore" and "prick", and say "I bet your family can't stand you." That doesn't sound like these reviews "amuse" you.<br /><br />Joe and others pointing out again and again that the book was "free" is beside the point. Are you saying that free books are above criticism? Readers are still making choices about how they use their limited time. If someone comfortable with other serial killer books (which presumably are the people who downloaded it) found the violence over-the-top, that's a legitimate thing to tell other readers. If they truly despised the book, one star is how they felt about it.<br /><br />I found that first entry especially bizarre when compared to subsequent entries. In Joe's own words:<br /><br />"Nothing says "I'm pathetic" like name-calling. Yet some folks feel the need to hurl insults, and direct criticism toward the person rather than the comment."Hedgehognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-38452157867157726172009-07-16T22:03:28.642-05:002009-07-16T22:03:28.642-05:00Great post, Joe.
One of the reasons I refuse to s...Great post, Joe.<br /><br />One of the reasons I refuse to self-publish is that I <i>do</i> need that validation that only a traditional deal can bring. I guess there are writers out there who don't care about that, but I do.Jude Hardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09994813046526310594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-10297504107854813172009-07-16T18:07:05.215-05:002009-07-16T18:07:05.215-05:00Is it just sad that I know and/or have seen people...Is it just sad that I know and/or have seen people that fall in all of the above categories? :-\T. M. Hunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04315726033990784930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11291165.post-90503728859128667842009-07-16T17:51:44.222-05:002009-07-16T17:51:44.222-05:00RJ - Thanks right back atcha.
MS - I've had a...RJ - Thanks right back atcha.<br /><br />MS - I've had a story concept for years, about two men. One fantasizes about torturing children to death, but he never so much as jay-walks, and remains an upstanding citizen. The other is involved deeply in charities and social reform, but one day has too much to drink and runs over a child, horribly disfiguring him.<br /><br />The point of this concept is what makes a person good, thoughts or deeds?<br /><br />That's what I mean about faking sincerity. I believe our actions, not our thoughts, define us. So if someone thinks I'm sincere, I am. And I say this sincerely. :) And yes, I should add the Brilliant Loudmouth. Those guys drive me nuts.<br /><br />Ben - Thanks! Yeah, I don't get annoyed at critics--I'm always happy to be reviewed, good or bad. But when they ruin it for my readers, and then my readers email me to complain, it's annoying.<br /><br />Kmuzu - Would you rather be the hammer or the nail?<br /><br />Gayle - Haven't you heard? Everyone can write a book. They just don't have the time.<br /><br />RBR - I'm a blurb whore, and I always give glowing reviews to my friends, but I agree the best reviews impart why something is good or bad.<br /><br />Paul - SERIAL has had over 75,000 downloads. I think I can live with forty 1 star reviews. But I do find it funny that so many people say the story is graphic when it simply isn't. And they say I suck? How can I suck when my words provoked images of horrible violence and gore when there was no descriptions of such on the page?<br /><br />Neil - Lots of people will read it. Very few will see themselves in it.<br /><br />John - Thanks for buying me. All opinions are valid. <br /><br />Anniegirl - I teach once and a while. But how many college-level creative writing teachers have never sold a book? Shouldn't that be a prerequisite?<br /><br />Ty - I think the conflicting opinions for SERIAL make for good reading. That story actually made some people really angry. I'd love to give them a big reassuring hug and remind them it's only a story, it's only a story...JA Konrathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08778324558755151986noreply@blogger.com